anarchistic utilitarian mystic by birth, he converted
to extroverted existentialism around the age of four.
By age seven he had founded “The Institute of Reason”,
a common sense think tank of like minded seven year olds
working to improve the world they had inherited, over
which he presided as Director until an unfortunate oversight
in the bylaws of the institute forced him to resign on
the eve of his eighth birthday.
On the walls of Justin’s office hang several PHD
diplomas from top U.S. universities, including (Yale,
Harvard, Stanford and UC Davis). None of them bare his
name, a fact that, when confronted with, is defended by
him countering “Want a drink?.” Or the possibly
more sinister… “They’re just trophies.
(followed by a maniacal laugh)”
A self-described delusional and gift to all womankind,
Justin has little tolerance for the delusional behavior
of others, as is evident in his ongoing attempts to lobby
members of congress to have himself installed as the nations
first Religion Czar.
When first approached by Kirsten to be a minion co-host
of TWIS, he believed her to be a figment of his imagination,
and so agreed to do the show. Feeling the stings of Kirsten’s
wrath after not showing up to the first show, he began
to take his imagination more seriously.
Favorite Scientist: Nikola Tesla
Vision: excellent at 20/10
Best word used to describe: Candid
Education: All older women that knew
what they wanted and how to teach it.